[Requests Accepted] [Flying Panjandrum] 医療無法人おおやぶ死科クリニック [RJ373145]

A Scene from a Medical Examination ◆Patient I’ve had a fever since yesterday, and I have a cough. Is it a cold? ◆Doctor This is definitely tuberculosis. Let’s proceed with breast augmentation surgery. ◆Patient Surgery all of a sudden!? ◆Quack You should get tested first. Let’s start with a blood test. You can make money by selling your blood at the donation center. The patient ran away! Character Introduction ● Ooyabu Buraku Junk “Please die with dignity.” A genius quack doctor targeted by countless bereaved families. He employs unique quack medical techniques such as “percussion” by hitting patients, “breast augmentation” for men, and “tooth extraction” that dislocates jaws. ● Malaria Carry “Just kill young patients and sell their organs.” A pure quack who kills patients and robs them of their money. His specialty is reusing syringes to cause hospital infections. His hobby is doodling on patients' medical records. Alchemy of Patients’ Lives and Health Insurance! ◆ Tests Make Patients Sick! Reused syringes, unclean hands for palpation, loud hearing tests, cursed psychological tests… Evil tests make patients sick. ◆ Critical with Quack Treatments After making patients ill, let’s provide corresponding treatments. For patients with brain issues, it’s “lobotomy,” and for cancer patients, it’s “cancer neglect therapy.” Of course, they won’t get better. You’ll deliver pinpoint quack techniques to finish them off! ◆ Don’t Let Patients Escape! If you repeatedly perform unpleasant medical procedures, patients will run away. Prevent their escape by knocking them out or seducing them. Prescribing opioids is also effective! ◆ Treatment Depends on Money You should be sensitive to the patient’s financial situation. You won’t be able to recover costs from poor people by giving them expensive treatments. But wait, the poor are not all the same; welfare recipients are an exception. Their medical expenses are covered by public funds, so you can extract as much as you want! ◆ Prepare for Family Revenge Sometimes, angry family members will attack. Use your honed quack skills to euthanize them all at once. Acquire New Skills With the money extracted from patients, learn skills from more expensive and lethal medical departments like cosmetic surgery and nuclear medicine. Present at the Quack Medical Association After performing many quack treatments, present your cases at the Quack Medical Association to elevate your status as a quack doctor. Various quack doctor jokes will be showcased at the conference. Enjoy the spine-chilling black humor that will make you chuckle. This work is fiction, but… This is a horror-themed silly game and has nothing to do with actual diseases or medical practices. However, some medical mistakes are inspired by real-life examples. “Of course, good children and doctors should not imitate this.” Story The story is set in the near future. With advancements in medicine, human lifespan has increased, but the “aging problem” has become serious. There are too many elderly, and pensions and health insurance are on the brink of collapse. Yes, there are too many elderly people. And the protagonist is a quack doctor. Wise readers should have been able to predict the story of this work. However, it is up to you whether to tackle the aging problem. You can target the rare young people if you wish! Specifications ◆Playtime Estimated to be around 5-10 hours per playthrough. ◆About the Demo Version This work is a “silly game” disguised as horror, focusing on gameplay. If you are curious about the style, it is recommended to try the demo version. ◆Let’s Play Welcome Since players may approach the game differently, streaming can be exciting. Both the demo and full versions welcome playthroughs! *Insulting or disparaging commentary aimed at the work is prohibited.